So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.
Sometimes I really can’t tell if Tumblr is being stupid or not. That is a Whale Shark, a very docile filter feeder. The only time they would eat even a small fish would be if one accidentally drifted into its open mouth. Spending a few minutes on google images will actually show plenty of happy divers interacting with them, as they are called “whales” because they share traits with them aside from their size.